ariel did what. damn shes down to using only one napkin a week, no not the clothe kind, the paper kind. she reuses those starbucks napkins for every lunch.  i guess its like saving the whales ya know, gotta choose: the whales or tibet? right, in this city recycling is just a word. maybe they recycle in west philly. 

or south philly, its the new west philly right, except kinda racist and there's no shade. 

whatever, eh? so last night i was chilling with meryl streep and lisa kudrow, the egg dropped, the milk spilled. it was tense ya know.  you gotta choose: the whales or tibet? lisa wanted to talk about war and prisons, but i rejected that: aren't you the ditz from friends!!!!!!????? lets keep this conversation symbolic.   Don't be getting all bbc.com on me. NATO GREATO! this is simply bummer sticker convo.

mrs. streep was all proper and shit, drinking her tea the way the cat bathes. and i suggested we continued and the bar. they followed me down the deserted streets, cuz norf philly is the fucking war zone. we gotta fend off crack heads like coachroaches in the bathrooom of an old apt. size 6. my jeans. yeah im fat. proabbly shouldn't drink that beer.

After a few specials and some more symbolic conversation, i sugested we go back to bedroom and get naked. they agreed. i haven't been with gurlz for awhile i explained, not since i popped out of my mother dhave i really been around some other womans piece of pie. 

as soon as they saw my sunburned breasts they were out the door. i guess they didn't want to see that pink.