he did what???

joshfromtheelbar278 (9:46:15 PM): so this girl
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:46:18 PM): who is not attractive
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:46:23 PM): she's doable
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:46:24 PM): but yah
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:46:29 PM): not that attractive
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:46:43 PM): and apparently she really wanted to make out with me
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:48:10 PM): so i thought okay i have to suck it up
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:48:19 PM): so i made out with her for like five minutes
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:48:22 PM): then i said okay
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:48:25 PM): you got what you wanted
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:48:27 PM): now get the fuck out
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:48:29 PM): i'm giong to bed
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:48:48 PM): and then she said "what don't you want more?"
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:49:01 PM): "well why are you asking me, you're the one that wants it”
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:48:54 PM): "what more is there to do?"
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:49:06 PM): "ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I WANT TO SLEEP"
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:49:17 PM): and then she was over by my desk
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:49:19 PM): i leaned over
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:49:26 PM): "are you writing your phone number?"
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:49:29 PM): "um..."
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:49:32 PM): "i don't want your phone number"
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:49:48 PM): and then she was bitching about how much of i dick i was
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:50:04 PM): and i said "you were the one who wanted to hook up with me, you got what you wanted."
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:50:09 PM): "but what do you want?"
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:50:15 PM): "seriously, pie. you should be making me pie right now"
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:50:24 PM): so she threw a full bottle of water at me
joshfromtheelbar278 (9:50:29 PM): then today when I saw her I pretended not to know her name