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TRUE FANTASY FOOTBALL

TRUE FANTASY FOOTBALL

The kewl kids

Hip-hop is not dead.

Style update

DO: belt over cardigan!!!
HAWTTTT!!!!!!!



DONT: gurl's tongue between your tits!!! NOT HAWT!!!

sex nd da citay of brotherly luvin'

new idea for website: dont/let/my/son/go/down/on/me.com updated biweekly with reviews of pussy songs.

idea number deuce: sexnddacityofbrotherlyluvin.com updated monthly of rape crimes in philadelphia. this is bad.

im going to invite lil wayne to my five year high school reunion. hopefully he can pay for me as well as himself as it is going to cost us $80 total. I just want people to know how cooool i am, considering i live in the only place hipper than bedford st: NORF FUCKIN GRILLADELPHIA

its like i want people to know that im da fuckin shit, even though i dont ride a fixey. i got double breakage too. im mean thats fuckin lame right??

anyway i decided that im gunna wear my coolest outfit: my chucks, skinny torn jeans, paint spattered floral/flannel maternity dress. and probably one of those bike messenger hats that ill swipe from sum dead messenger. who shot the messenger? proabbly some crackhead, right? i plan on also bringing a couple crackheads out to the suburbs i like the emaciated ones that smoke marlboro reds all fuckin day, right?

i'll probably flaunt my EBT card, where it like a charm bracelet or an engagement ring.

Do you think I should get one of those fake pregnancy tummys?

well anyway im gunna bring purple bags and yellow bottles and white bags cause im not planin on makin it rain but i do intend to make it snow!!!!

"Big buildings are neither phallic nor penile -- residues of a failed attempt to ascribe aymbolic weight to their form. Read as morphological signage, they are best viewed as human excrement that has been piled up. High." (Philip Brophy, Face Up, Berlin, 2003, p125)

Big buildings = big amounts of ppl = big shitzz

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omg i don't know i just freaked out

congrats josh

ariel did what. damn shes down to using only one napkin a week, no not the clothe kind, the paper kind. she reuses those starbucks napkins for every lunch.  i guess its like saving the whales ya know, gotta choose: the whales or tibet? right, in this city recycling is just a word. maybe they recycle in west philly. 

or south philly, its the new west philly right, except kinda racist and there's no shade. 

whatever, eh? so last night i was chilling with meryl streep and lisa kudrow, the egg dropped, the milk spilled. it was tense ya know.  you gotta choose: the whales or tibet? lisa wanted to talk about war and prisons, but i rejected that: aren't you the ditz from friends!!!!!!????? lets keep this conversation symbolic.   Don't be getting all bbc.com on me. NATO GREATO! this is simply bummer sticker convo.

mrs. streep was all proper and shit, drinking her tea the way the cat bathes. and i suggested we continued and the bar. they followed me down the deserted streets, cuz norf philly is the fucking war zone. we gotta fend off crack heads like coachroaches in the bathrooom of an old apt. size 6. my jeans. yeah im fat. proabbly shouldn't drink that beer.

After a few specials and some more symbolic conversation, i sugested we go back to bedroom and get naked. they agreed. i haven't been with gurlz for awhile i explained, not since i popped out of my mother dhave i really been around some other womans piece of pie. 

as soon as they saw my sunburned breasts they were out the door. i guess they didn't want to see that pink.