TRUE FANTASY FOOTBALL

TRUE FANTASY FOOTBALL

The kewl kids

Hip-hop is not dead.

Style update

DO: belt over cardigan!!!
HAWTTTT!!!!!!!



DONT: gurl's tongue between your tits!!! NOT HAWT!!!

sex nd da citay of brotherly luvin'

new idea for website: dont/let/my/son/go/down/on/me.com updated biweekly with reviews of pussy songs.

idea number deuce: sexnddacityofbrotherlyluvin.com updated monthly of rape crimes in philadelphia. this is bad.

im going to invite lil wayne to my five year high school reunion. hopefully he can pay for me as well as himself as it is going to cost us $80 total. I just want people to know how cooool i am, considering i live in the only place hipper than bedford st: NORF FUCKIN GRILLADELPHIA

its like i want people to know that im da fuckin shit, even though i dont ride a fixey. i got double breakage too. im mean thats fuckin lame right??

anyway i decided that im gunna wear my coolest outfit: my chucks, skinny torn jeans, paint spattered floral/flannel maternity dress. and probably one of those bike messenger hats that ill swipe from sum dead messenger. who shot the messenger? proabbly some crackhead, right? i plan on also bringing a couple crackheads out to the suburbs i like the emaciated ones that smoke marlboro reds all fuckin day, right?

i'll probably flaunt my EBT card, where it like a charm bracelet or an engagement ring.

Do you think I should get one of those fake pregnancy tummys?

well anyway im gunna bring purple bags and yellow bottles and white bags cause im not planin on makin it rain but i do intend to make it snow!!!!